Wow, the weather was brilliant today. Mucky, Legs and I went for a stunning walk along the Dunstable downs. Just a short 4 miler today but great fun and a good meal in a pub.Nice scrumpy Jack cider.
We laughed almost all the time but none longer than when Mucky related her escapade with her sister. They were both desperate for a wee and , as it was a misty morning, so the story goes, they sneaked into the woods to do the deed.
They had both settled when Mucky noticed something shiny on the ground beneath her .
What the...?! was her retort just before the torrent began , only to find her weeing on her pedometer which did of course cease to function immediately, well who wouldnt?!
Laugh, Legs and I creased up at this.How on earth could she not have noticed it and various other rude remarks.I told her I would blog it and here it is.
The irony of this story is that within 5 minutes, I promise you not a moment longer had passed,I needed to wee and took myself off to a suitably private spot where I proceeded to do exactly the same thing!
Although I did actually notice the poor machine just before the flood hit it, wild elephants could not have stopped that mid stream urine and, like Muckys, mine gave up the ghost.
That will teach you I can hear you say!
We laughed almost all the time but none longer than when Mucky related her escapade with her sister. They were both desperate for a wee and , as it was a misty morning, so the story goes, they sneaked into the woods to do the deed.
They had both settled when Mucky noticed something shiny on the ground beneath her .
What the...?! was her retort just before the torrent began , only to find her weeing on her pedometer which did of course cease to function immediately, well who wouldnt?!
Laugh, Legs and I creased up at this.How on earth could she not have noticed it and various other rude remarks.I told her I would blog it and here it is.
The irony of this story is that within 5 minutes, I promise you not a moment longer had passed,I needed to wee and took myself off to a suitably private spot where I proceeded to do exactly the same thing!
Although I did actually notice the poor machine just before the flood hit it, wild elephants could not have stopped that mid stream urine and, like Muckys, mine gave up the ghost.
That will teach you I can hear you say!
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