More on Evil Bob

So the saga continues......Evil Bob has now achieved one of his goals, he has planning permission for the detached two bed bungalow to be built within a whisper of our side fence.



Now, Im in favour of moving on but the males of my family (and I live within an all male household except for guinea pig and hamster) are steaming.You could cut the testosterone with a knife. This is compounded by the fact that we now seem to have a "dance of the vehicles" situation in the road.
My alpha two( the third of them is away at university but he would have a much more measured approach anyway) park their cars just the otherside of Bobs dropped kerb and he is, as you know , a white van man so he cant quite squeeze his van into the space.Then he has to( heaven forbid) park a couple of feet further down the road.

As soon as one of our cars moves, he zooms in like a cheetah and parks his van there.Sometimes his bumper appears to be attempting to perform an act on our car which is illegal in some countries! Look at the pic.

Bobs van is where you can see, right near my house

His house is at the other end of the fence. Why why why???

Needless to say, during all of this macho posturing, sweet little dixy is either in the drive or safe in the garage.
Oh in the words of Charlie Sheen " Men, men, men , men manly men, do do do do do do doooo!"