The honey sandwich

I will try to leave out the expletives but I cant promise.
What is it about men?
Single minded attention to detail is one thing but stupid nit picking pathetic comments are quite another.
The story goes......
(Scene:- The kitchen where alpha male has just cleared up ready to prepare the tea.Alpha female is making a honey sandwich just prior to Pilates because if she eats a meal she almost throws up when doing the down ward facing dog.)
Alpha male: " Are you going to clear up?"
Alpha female: "What do you mean?"
Alpha male:" Are you going to clear up? I have to prepare tea."
(At this point there is precisely one tub of margarine, one knife , two slices of bread and one jar of honey out AND, alpha female is only halfway through making the sandwich.)
Alpha female:" I havent finished yet and anyway Ive only got a tub of marg out"
Alpha male: "What about the honey? Are you going to put it away?"
Alpha female :(Getting a little riled)"I havent finished yet! What ARE you on about?!"
Alpha male;" Dont argue with me!"
Alpha female :(Who at this point is rapidly evolving into that woman out of Species who kills all the men) "Dont be ridiculous!" (Yelling now)
Alpha male :(Also yelling now and neither of them has noticed the open skylight through which evil Bob can be heard gently mowing his lawn.Not that it would have mattered as far as Alpha female is concerned)
"Dont argue with me!!"
Alpha female: " OH SHUT UP YOU STUPID MAN!!!"
(at which point Alpha male leaves the room, perhaps sensing that the knife Alpha female is wielding may soon be put to a more inventive use.)

Post script
Neither Alpha female or Alpha male have won this totally pointless and fatuous argument because Alpha female " clears up" as she always intended to and is then so rattled by the whole sorry saga that she loses her appetite and the inclination to go to Pilates (Helen isnt going either).
The scene now is thus...Alpha female is not speaking to Alpha male, certainly will not eat the tea he has cooked out of principle and intends to polish off a bottle of wine before making herself a fried egg sandwich.
Happy f*****g families!!!