Evil Bob and the parking

We have a really bad parking problem down our road.Brunel university is just around the corner and they have expanded enormously but they dont provide enough parking for the students.The result is...yes...they park down the surrounding roads.That shouldnt be a problem because they do it during the day when most people are at work,but just lately , some cars are parked for the whole week, outside our house.Now we are already a three car family (I know, our carbon footprints are probably the size of bigfoot).
So, irate neighbours all around. Brunel have been told but now we have to wait for residents only parking which no one really wants.
Enough of the background.What has this to do with Evil Bob you may well ask.
No one likes the situation but I for one dont blame the students, I blame Brunel for not being more aware of the consequences of their expansion and for banning first years from parking on their campus.
But, Evil Bob, he does blame the students or at least, he gets back at them.
He has already put bollards out, I dont have a problem with that.
However, I DO have a problem with him breaking off the windscreen wipers of any car parked on his frontage and /or letting their tyres down.
Shot himself in the foot a week ago because he made the front two types flat of one car and it stayed there for three weeks.
Surprising?
No.
Most students cant afford one tyre let alone two.
I have more to say about evil Bob , apart from his picking on students.
Watch this space and I will blacken his character further.
I get on well with the neighbors, honest.
But Evil Bob, well hes something else!!