Heather and I are going to get a spray tan on Friday afternoon...schools out yippee!
Im off to Cyprus for two weeks next Monday and I couldnt be bothered to cream myself all over with holiday skin ...too much flesh, Id need about a dozen bottles.
THIS IS ME...HONEST! (fingers crossed) 
My friend Sheila , aka Mrs Bling, gets her tan from a salon when she goes to functions requiring her to bare her shoulders (?!) so I thought I would give it a whirl so that my pasty white flesh doesnt look quite so pasty in a swimsuit. When I booked it over the phone, it raised not a titter when I told the woman I didnt want to end up looking like an orange. Just stony silence.
I had to tell her that I was teasing her , to which she replied "Oh, I see."
Not a very good start.She'll probably have a bottle of dark mahogany tan ready and waiting when we get there.
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I've never done one of those tanning things. Please, let me know how it goes.
Im a "spray tan virgin" also.I will keep you posted..I may even manage a pic if its not too scary!
Well, the tan was ok on the day.However, when I showered a day later, 90%of it disappeared down the drain! I will write more when I get back off my hols.
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